Incoherent Musings...

Friday, April 25, 2008

If this is a dream, let me sleep awhile......

The last few days have been pretty....
Nooo, I didnt miss any word,.. they have actually been Pretty.

For anyone who might have been dealing with firefighting (quick hint: they are ppl who are called in after the damage has been done)..,i guess a sector shift might be a welcome change, especially on the first week,..So, might have been carried away.., but if you ask me today, i would say..life s good..,.(Beware,that might be a unconscious biased statement)

Ten Commandments - Strictly from a Nuts & Bolt Specialist.

Thou shall get ID cards, Email ids, Bank debit & credit cards, on the FIRST day of joining...(Talk about Customer service)

Thou shall be able to view and comment on your boss's appraisal..... (What was that ancient Spartan policy again,.... An Eye for an Eye.,hmmmm...)

Thou shall have a gym inside the campus..(Brains and brawns together)

Thou shall be informed on what you are supposed to do, BEFORE the appraisal is over....(Is that even normal..)

Thy mobile bills shall be borne by company. (Hey, How Ya doin)

Thou shall have acccess to an Intra-net Matrimonial site,.......(Yikes., save me lord, for I might sin)

Thou SHALL NOT be allowed to work on weekends sans prior boss approval...(Excuse me, but did you hitch planets)

Thou can personally chat with the CEO anytime you want....(Ohh, Mr CEO....Be Afraid, Be very afraid)

Thou shall have access to a creche..... (Hmmm, Thats one thing I might not be using)

Thou shall wear a colour dress everyday...(sniff, bye bye Uniforms)

And they ACTUALLY believe, stuff like....

There is more to closing a deal than jus financial metrics..
Women haven't excelled as much, because they have not been given a chance..
Recurring outflow is much more important to making decisions than jus Capital investment..
Invest in your employees, and they shall take care of your customers..

Jus like I do....

and they even pay at the end of the month..... So, I guess i shall be paid for drinking coffee tense-forth...

First week has been total fun, I had an absolutely tiring game of TT, (and I won).., I got off on the wrong floor thrice within 15 mins and have been taking stairs ever since... Cheered Chennai SuperKings to Victory at the cafeteria, and guess what..... I still have a day to go...

and ohhhh, almost forgot,.......you actually start believing that girls DO exist in this planet...

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